End of the world (again) May 2011 from SatanFirst's blog

While driving to get my oil changed this morning, I saw some nutjob xtian group had taken over a huge billboard emphatically stating 'The End of the World - May 21, 2011' accompanied with all the requisite buybull passages and on-your-kness images.

As in the past, there will be ensuing xtian mayhem as we approach that date, churches busting at the seams that Saturday, then lots of backpedaling on Sunday when nothing happens. "Excuse me waiter, I'd like a big plate of crow to go with my embarrassment"

I look forward to hearing all the creative excuses when Sleezus is a no-show for the umpteenth time

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Apr 2 '11
We should all have a big "We're goin to hell!" party.
Apr 2 '11
Honestly, the controversy over May 21 2011 is a general assumption, Just because the planets are aligning, whiich happens more often than most would be aware of, is not a sign of the end of the world. You'll see alot of weird crap on that day I'm sure. But don't feed into the fear tactics. Merely psy ops. Just be prepared for it. Same thing for December 2012.
Admin
Apr 2 '11
And then after the party we can set up lawn chairs with a couple of coolers of beer and snacks and watch the Christians run around and panic.

Maat, psy ops?
Apr 2 '11
As a "Christian" it is these ideas that make Me bang my head against the wall(no joke.)
Apr 2 '11
Hell Yeah Sammie, now that's proper!!!!!!
Supporter
Apr 2 '11
I'm planning on getting a baphomet tattooed on my ass so Sleezus can pucker up and plant one on me before sending me to the BBQ
Apr 2 '11
@mabon: Regardless of a "rapture" or not IF Hell is real I will be joining you there :) I will however be glad to sit around with a few of you drinking sodas/beer and watching all the "end timers" running around like idiots.
Apr 2 '11
5/21/2011 date comes from Harold Camping at Family Radio. This old guy has been predicting the end of the world for a while. His first attempt was in 1994. When that didn’t happen he went back to the drawing board and with years of hard work doing calculations and reading the king James bible found out that on sunset of Saturday, May 21, 2011 Jesus comes back. Its amazing that these Psychopaths, Jim Jones, Marshall Applewhite (Heaven's Gate), David Koresh, ECT keep attracting followers. It will be interesting to see what the followers of Family Radio will do after giving all their retirement & college savings to Harold Camping, because they were told they wouldn’t need it after 5/21/11, when they find out it was just another con job. Caveat emptor!
Apr 10 '11
Well the goverment makes money everytime some fool like tom cruise buys a 13 million dollar house to prepre for 2012...if your christian god wants the world to end wont he be powerful enough to blow over your fancy ass house.waste of money lmaooo. i get $5 if the world ends on a B.E.T with my bestie Abby
Owner
Apr 10 '11
If you search bing under satanic international network you will find a funny article about this network. Some religious nut said SIN is gathering a global army for the end of the world on may21
Apr 10 '11
@SIN woah ur kiddin roflzzzz thats fekn hilarious
#whips out my sword ready for war!
Apr 10 '11
@maxmillion agreed lolz
Supporter
Apr 10 '11
For army gear, I already have black boots, pants, shirt and cloak. My head is shaved, I'm sporting a bitchin' goatee, and I love to mentally spar with xtians. Only thing I'm missing is my official red SIN underwear - Zach you have more of those left?
Supporter
Apr 10 '11
FS - that is a VERY loaded question. What position is your favorite? : )
Apr 10 '11
roflz u guys
Admin
Apr 11 '11
Oh yeah.. there's one of those plastered in my city too..
Apr 12 '11
Whatever, I'll be ready with my arsenal. :)
Apr 12 '11
When that day comes and goes, they will say they simply weren't worthy of being raptured when it doesn't happen.

I want to go up to one of them and say, "Welcome to Hell!"
Apr 12 '11
Who makes the choice to call themselves Wicked and at what time is that term deemed necessary?
Supporter
Apr 12 '11
"When that day comes and goes, they will say they simply weren't worthy of being raptured when it doesn't happen."

Actually in the news there is a woman driving around in her bible verse decked out car already saying "If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved..."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885541/ns/us_news-life/

Let the backpedaling begin....
Owner
Apr 13 '11
I hope the rapture comes and takes all the fools
Apr 13 '11
Haha... They have one of those billboards strategically placed on the freeway going to Barona casino in SD.
Apr 14 '11
If the population disappears it might actually help wit the so called economy crisis. I can imagine there are a few people that I would not miss if they dropped off the planet. Just sayin]! =)
Apr 14 '11
"God has left this world and gone to heaven...aka he is DEAD! We are the wicked who inherited the earth. Now that being said, lets move on from that embarrassing history of human existence and enjoy life for once, Right?!?." Oh yea...this is our time!
Apr 14 '11
Hell yes! \m/
Apr 15 '11
then you´re welcome to join iamtheletterkiller on facebook - lol!!
Apr 16 '11
oh no , them again!!!! them ' end of the world dudes' - I was like that before the year 2000. After the year 2000 passed - I decided to conclude , ' that's it. No more end of the world shit' and the world DIDN´T END. Yaiiiiiiiii!!
Apr 16 '11
I feel sorry they were so rude to you SatanFirst.......I've grown to seriously hate rude people.....
Apr 30 '11
The world ends in every second and starts in every second anew: quantum physics.
May 14 '11
SatanFirst, Today on the way home I saw in my little intolerant piece of the world one of those same billboards along the highway. Why don't these idiots do something productive with that money they used for these nationwide billboards and donate it to a soup kitchen? There was also another billboard a few miles down that stated: The Egg Came First (but with no website or company/organization name on it). I really don't want to Google it to find out if it's an anti-choice/ban abortions forever website. But I did Google it and even with quotes there was no specific mention about those billboards. I always like to say if the world is going to end on (fill in blank) date, can I stop paying on my student loans? ;)
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