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TheblackestBart

There is nothing worse than getting trolled by the opposite sex because your sex life is lacking. You can't always see the true person behind the sex appeal. Let's face it, sometimes ya' git hot and bothered. A wise man I know said writing out your thoughts orders the mind. I find this to be very true, and it stands to point if your mind is in order then what information it produces is much more easily understood. 


As I have said before, most humans are the same all across the board. They do things for the same reasons every time. If there were no patterns there would be no behavioral science. This concept is not only confirmed but proven in the process of all human courtship and sexual affairs. The patterns are easy to understand but hard to see in real time. If I'm going to write articles here, I'm going to try and help more than complain. Here's a basic guide to help you spot the dangerous people out there who want to use your lust to undermine you. This is what I've learned so far.


1. Beware of the ungrateful

We teach people that we only give love to those who love us. If somebody helps me even in a small way, I always believe in recognizing that support and returning it. If you spend the calories or the money to fuck somebody, and they don't say thank you, don't fuck them again. If they aren't satisfied by you, don't draw satisfaction from them. This is one of the many pathways to an abusive relationship where one partner is simply settling for the other until a better 

match comes along. This only leads to pain in the end. 


2.One is never better than all the others

All love affairs are temporary. Some VERY temporary. Some of the ugliest people in this world have great sex lives. Celebrate your break ups! You're free to move on. Moving on is a gift you give yourself. Holding a grudge is how you give time and energy to somebody who doesn't care about you.


3. sex is a drug everyone is addicted to

If you asked me what I would do for a quality piece of ass, I'd be up for some fairly difficult challenges at first. But never count your chickens before they hatch. Nowadays I find it rarely worth it to put in effort for something that may only last 20 minutes. If it doesn't come to you, why pursue? spend time on improving yourself instead. Don't let the prospect of a quick fix force you disrupt your normal MO.


4.Fuck your friends don't get married

Marriage is out dated in my opinion. Does it work? It has on some rare occasions. But In the modern world the need for it just isn't there. I'm a bit young but I'm pretty sure even when I'm older I won't want to have a wife and kids to drag around on my adventures. Being single is cheaper, more convenient

and most of all, statistically safer. Most domestic murders are motivated by infidelity. Most of the time it's the girl who gets murdered. I'm not a feminist it's just statistically more likely. That does suck for you ladies It's very sad that culture hasn't tried harder to sell this Idea of sexual liberation to women. They'll stay with one douschebag forever because they saw too many movies and think love only comes in pre packaged gestures. I have great respect for any female Who might be called a "slutt" because they indulge freely. The madona and whore complex is a sign of immaturity.


5. Everybody wants something, and it's not always sex

If it isn't raw unadulterated debauchery just for the sake of it I'm taking my business elsewhere. I don't believe in fucking people to climb a social ladder. To me it's just a bodily function like taking a piss on a tree. If I'm sufficiently aroused by someone and I know it won't make me sick, I'm game. I care not about the social implications, or wether or not it means anything. I wouldn't mind paying for sex on occasion if the rates weren't outrageous. And so many people get taken advantage of a swindled because they are lonely. Don't be lonely, be antisocial.


Let me say that again,

>be antisocial


Most of the plebs you will meet are simply not worth the effort. be socially apathedic until something impressive comes along. That's how you prevent depression, jealousy, all of it. Me, I'd rather be alone than sit next to somebody who annoys me. A lot of people annoy me. I have no problem with being patient and waiting for quality. This goes for friends as well. 3 loyal bois is better than a hoard of supporters.


Remember your the shit. It's a pleasure to know you. So treat yourself well, don't settle for trash. And don't let trash tell you what to settle for. YOU are always in charge







TheblackestBart Apr 14 · Rate: 5 · Comments: 9 · Tags: freedom, sex, relationships, scams, stupidity
Doctor Sarah Proctor
Ever since I was a little girl, I've been obsessed with the fantasy of being fucked silly by a well-hung stallion 'til my vagina bleeds. Now that I'm a mature woman, I now own 9 horses (all colts and stallions of course), but I still haven't dared to take one of their cocks up my cunt yet.


I've snogged, wanked them off loads of times and stuck my arse in their mouths a plenty. But, you see, bestiality is unfortunately still illegal in the UK and I don't want to break the law, nor lose my job as a respected consultant psychiatrist.


I know it's unlikely I'd get caught and recorded by a random wandering stranger rambling across one of my fields with a smart phone, and later seeing my pussy stretched by rampaging big equine cock on a seedy porn site is indeed unlikely, but it's still too risky.


This is why sex with horses and bestiality in general needs to be legalised in my fascist country already. It's against my human and horses rights to be denied such pleasure.


Please all theistic Satanists pray to the Dark Lord himself for a change in the law. I want the UK to be more like progressive Canada.


Please give this blog 5 stars if you'd like to watch me get fucked hard by a horse.


Hail Satan!



Doctor Sarah Proctor Aug 19 '18 · Rate: 4.80 · Comments: 4 · Tags: sex, doctor, psychiatrist, sarah, proctor, tarporley, cheshire, uk, bestiality, horses
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