No disclaimers are necessary. You managed to convince everyone here that you're a crazy insatiable drama whore.
I'm the only one who thinks that you are NOT a fruitloop. That instead, you're a stinking coward, who literally shits in his pants at the thought of his "imaginary" friends, enemies, girlfriends, boyfriends, whatever.
You admitted it yourself, actually. Several times.
Fortunately for you, I can't possibly bring up this hypothesis without looking like a fruitloop myself. Moreover, I have to watch for yet another fruitloop appearing out of the blue and calling me "triggered" for merely entertaining the idea.
So you're basically safe with that faggotry of yours till the end of your days.
Still, since I like you, I hope we will both find some neutral ground where I could safely offer my cooter to you.