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  • My existence is void. Vacant whims sometimes distract me from the truth. But the ubiquitous emptines...
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  • I should have mixed the pain(t)& nbsp;before I raised my brush, a devil hatched a saint&nb sp;the...
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EpicFail TITS
May 22
:)
EpicFail TITS
May 18
I hate birthdays
EpicFail TITS
Apr 30
I need wow currency
Gypsiegirl920
Nov 2 '18
amen sister i agree
EpicFail TITS
Sep 23 '18
Game over. Objective failed. I hate the crashes
EpicFail TITS
Sep 23 '18
Some way to spend a sunday.. stoned making faces at the webcam on sin chatroom. i like to update my status
EpicFail TITS
Sep 23 '18
I am angry today.. I don't know why but I really hope I don't kill anyone. Send me some prayers lmao.
AK
Sep 13 '18
You can write me. It might be fun.
EpicFail TITS
Sep 13 '18
Looking for satanist email pen-pal
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    The Human Condition
    I am a misanthrope who spends way too much time worrying about the human condition. I know it sounds like on oxymoron at first. but when you think abo...
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    What qualifies one to express their sentiments? strange and sophomoric, maybe. Invalid... probably n...
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    Eyes of forest upon eyes of midnight   our souls become singular and flowing   like a soft and meandering current filling one...
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    enmity
    My existence is void. Vacant whims sometimes distract me from the truth. But the ubiquitous emptiness will always prevail. I think if I would let myse...
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    Dark Enlightenment
    Jul 1
    Try trazodone. Works for my bipolar ass after everything else failed. It helps you sleep, and works as an antidepressant despite being a sedative/tranquilizer. If only there were still Methaqualone 714.
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  • EpicFail TITS
    My marijuana hookup mistakenly sent me 1/2 once more than what I ordered. This is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me.
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    EpicFail commented on their blog post
    The Weeping (pain)ter
    I should have mixed the pain(t) before I raised my brush, a devil hatched a saint then stroked the white with blush. The redness o...
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    Dark Enlightenment
    Jun 22
    Ok. But first I need your total devotion. Do you have friends, because I require 3 of you. Do you have anything against Death Valley? I want to get a compound out there.
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    Anna
    Jun 23
    Bro Shamus, I'm afraid everyone comes here with an intent to provoke some kind of a reaction. This is why I always leave my turds unburied. Silly humans can't wait to pick them up and get toxoplasmosis. It's all part of a master plan, alas it's not mine! I'm merely a vessel.Bro Shamus, I'm afraid everyone comes here with an intent to provoke some kind of a reaction. This is why I always leave my turds unburied. Silly humans can't wait to pick them up and get toxoplasmosi...See more
    Dark Enlightenment
    Jun 23
    Anna, how are you in arid environments and large ranch compounds at or near sea level?
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    Anna
    Jun 24
    Nah that seems too adversarial to me. I prefer my cosy dumpster at the back of Lamberton Hotel.
    EpicFail TITS
    Jun 25
    cellar door
    Dark Enlightenment
    Jun 25
    @Pussy - I can look up hotels in Prague, that's Atheist Warsaw. You must live near there, I cant peg you as feral.

    @Tits - I only know that because of Donnie Darko. Great Movie despite the painful and needed movie time travel determinism. I do not see cellar door as the most perfect phrase. It anagrams amazing, but I maintain the world's most beautiful phrases are "Neverending supply of cocaine" or "winning powerball ticket".
    @Pussy - I can look up hotels in Prague, that's Atheist Warsaw. You must live near there, I cant peg you as feral.

    @Tits - I only know that because of Donnie Darko. Great Movie despite ...See more
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    EpicFail posted a forum topic
    about "coming out"
    So my family and the majority of my friends are all into the "G"od shit. I can't pretend to even understand that.  They hear the word "satan" an...
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    Conceptualizing ' God '
    Just some vague concepts i been kicking around the brain. Nothing ground breaking but maybe enough to get your gears turning.   A man...
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    For the sake of entertaining the fact that god/gods exist.. The bible(I took a lot of religion elec...
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    EpicFail commented on their blog post
    What is love? Does it exist?
    When I think about love, I think of Hollywood drama for the most part.  People rant about it everyday without even thinking.  What is Love a...
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    Jedi_Jane
    May 23
    @Shamus: Hmm... you're right. I got a little to excited and wasn't thinking thoroughly. We shall have to allow certain types of humans with Y Chromosomes to live. Before we commit the necessary atrocity of Gendercide, we shall have to come up with an acceptable definition of what exactly constitutes a "female." For the time being, based on my sentiments and views, I'll classify Hermaphrodites, Intersexuals, and T-Girls as females, if they 1) identify themselves as such, 2) if they pass tests that shows their brain is female, 3) if they possess characteristics that are "feminine." On that note, I refuse to recognize XX Chromosomal humans who are butch, bulldykes, feminists, and who look like Ayn Rand to be real "Females." Just to clarify: I'm not a feminist. I'm a "Female Supremacist." We need our own salute, like the Nazis do.@Shamus: Hmm... you're right. I got a little to excited and wasn't thinking thoroughly. We shall have to allow certain types of humans with Y Chromosomes to live. Before we commit the necessary atroci...See more
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    Brother Shamus
    May 23
    Have you considered the Aegean Sea? Greece is broke as shit. You could crowdsource an all-girl island Utopia using man-hate and pussy power. I don't think you could get Lesvos, but there are probably others for sale.
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    Jedi_Jane
    May 23
    Some sisters in Africa have already started to do this!: https://www.theguardian.com/...-womens-rights-kenyaSome sisters in Africa have already started to do this!: See more
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    Baphomets
    May 24
    "Love is real, real is love
    Love is feeling, feeling love
    Love is wanting to be loved"
    Baphomets
    May 24
    Who dwells on this shit anyway?
    Brother Shamus
    May 25
    Faux-empathetic former peer counselors and people up their own magnanimous ass.

    Like this guy: http://www.the600club.com/topic119251-1.html
    Faux-empathetic former peer counselors and people up their own magnanimous ass.

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    What's your experience in thee supernatural?
    I personally don't believe in anything supernatural. Everything I've ever heard could easily be dismissed by some type of explanation. And there aren'...
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    Once in middle school I had some friends over for a Ouija board session. It was all trickery but I p...
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    Rick & Morty
    Any Rick and Morty fans?  70 more episodes! 
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