Another reason the Bible sucks from Roxanne DeMonica's blog

It had to be translated over and over again. I put Mary Had a Little Lamb in Google translate and translated it to French to Arabic to Spanish to German and then back to English:

Mary had a little lamb whose wool was snow white. 

And wherever Maryam went, the Lamb would surely go. 

He followed her to school one day when she broke the rules. 

Make the children laugh and play to see pregnancy at school. 

This was demonstrated by the Master, but he came closer and closer and patiently waited for Mary to appear. 

"Why does Aries love Mary so much?" Greedy children cry. 

"Well Mary loves getting pregnant, you know?" The teacher answered