Hello, My Fanatics | Forum

This is my introduction to all of you good people on this site. It is actually my second post, but it seems appropriate that I say hi. I said it, I hope that you are all happy, or miserable if you don't like me. I thought at first about doing all my posts on this site in iambic pentameter, and to make every post have three paragraphs, six sentences long, with thirteen words in each sentence, but decided against it. You should all be grateful.

For me, magic is the application of one's will to the universe, and one of the best ways to do that is to use people. And there are lots of people on this website who I can use to accomplish my will isn't there? Don't worry, mostly I just want people to read what I write and laugh, or think it's ridiculous or insane, or something of that nature. That being said, I consider everything I write to be a spell. 

If you suffered through that I congratulate you. So message me or friend me, or tell me to kill myself or something. Whatever you do, be interesting. Make me glad that I am part of this website because it is an interesting though mouldy little corner of that dark sphere of human culture known as the internet.