Angel: “Well, I’m here. These questions better be good.”
Me: “Okay. I’ll try to make them good. Let me think. I’m bad at coming up with questions on the spot.”
Angel: “What? You don’t have a list of questions? Why did you call me down here?”
Me: “Well, I didn’t know you guys were real!? Shoosh. Let me think of a few questions…”
Angel: “Sheesh. Come on then!”
Me: “Okay. My first question is: So, how does your anatomy and skeletal structure work with those wings? From what I understand of the evolution of wings, they developed from arms and fingers. For your kind to have wings, you’d have to have evolved from some kind of humanoid creature with two sets of arms and shoulder blade bones and stuff. How does that all work.”
Angel: “Good question. So, our wing bones work pretty much like how dragons with 4 legs and a pair of wings work. Same thing. Next question.”
Me: “Okay that didn’t answer the question, but whatever. My next question is: where is heaven anyway? I mean the directions, if the starting point was the earth.”
Angel: “Yeah, so, heaven is in a different demention.”
Me: “Don’t you mean dimension?”
Angel: “No. I meant demention as in dementia. Next question.”
Me: “Okay. So what language do you angels talk?”
Angel: “Hebrew. Look, this is stupid. I’m out. I’ll see you later when you have real questions.”Angel: “Well, I’m here. These questions better be good.”
Me: “Okay. I’ll try to make them good. Let me think. I’m bad at coming up with questions on the spot.”
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Me: “Okay. I’ll try to make them good. Let me think. I’m bad at coming up with questions on the spot.”
Angel: “What? You don’t have a list of questions? Why did you call me down here?”
Me: “Well, I didn’t know you guys were real!? Shoosh. Let me think of a few questions…”
Angel: “Sheesh. Come on then!”
Me: “Okay. My first question is: So, how does your anatomy and skeletal structure work with those wings? From what I understand of the evolution of wings, they developed from arms and fingers. For your kind to have wings, you’d have to have evolved from some kind of humanoid creature with two sets of arms and shoulder blade bones and stuff. How does that all work.”
Angel: “Good question. So, our wing bones work pretty much like how dragons with 4 legs and a pair of wings work. Same thing. Next question.”
Me: “Okay that didn’t answer the question, but whatever. My next question is: where is heaven anyway? I mean the directions, if the starting point was the earth.”
Angel: “Yeah, so, heaven is in a different demention.”
Me: “Don’t you mean dimension?”
Angel: “No. I meant demention as in dementia. Next question.”
Me: “Okay. So what language do you angels talk?”
Angel: “Hebrew. Look, this is stupid. I’m out. I’ll see you later when you have real questions.”Angel: “Well, I’m here. These questions better be good.”
Me: “Okay. I’ll try to make them good. Let me think. I’m bad at coming up with questions on the spot.”
Angel: “Wh...See more