Faceless Avatars from Cornelius Coburn's blog

I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding. Via metaphor, my theory is that, long ago, it all started when three Billy Goats were wandering down the road when they came to a bridge. Under the bridge lived a troll. Unable to cross the bridge, the goats deleted their avatars and went looking for a boat. Unfortunately, the goats went searching on a day that the troll wanted to go sailing. I think that sums it up. 

And in the extended version the goats, being very determined and coming up empty on the boat, decided to build a raft. Although they were not expert raft builders and it fell apart in the middle of the Atlantic. Luckily for them though; relatively speaking, this occurred near a remote deserted island where they were able to dog-paddle to safety and live off coconuts for the next twenty five years. So rumor had it, until recently when their video footage was found :

Rumor also has it, and not included in the video footage was that on several occasions the goats claim that they observed the troll sailing by close enough so that they could observe him drinking pina coladas and listening to Warren Zevon and Christopher Cross as if to be taunted.

The troll denies any wrong doing however and states simply that he did not recognize the goats without their avatars, and remembered from the days of his youth when his parents had always told him to never talk to strangers, not to mention the fact that the faceless goats kind of creeped him out.