These are THE REAL terms for many for personality disorders! Don't let big pharma cluster these so they can peddle chemicals. Plus the schizoid ones are kinda funny.
Paranoid Personality Disorder - Pussy
Antisocial Personality Disorder - Natural Leader
Borderline Personality Disorder - Attention Whore
Histrionic Personality Disorder - Poser
Seasonal Affective Disorder- Daylight Savings Time
Oppositional Defiant Disorder - Adolensce
Narcissistic Personality Disorder - Politician
Avoidant Personality Disorder - Nerd
Dependent Personality Disorder - Spineless
The Wall
What about OCD?