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There's more of these, but I haven't completed them.

There was actually a time when the God Zeus came to me and said that I was a God. He said that I thought and controlled the Universe with this, and some of my thoughts have done things. It's pretty cool. I don't think I can do anything on command, like answering what your name is, but there have been some paranormal happenings. 

This is not a lie, I know you have to believe me, but I am not lying.

Now it could be that I just happened to win the name lottery for being God (:

I don't believe this, but even if I just got it this is pretty cool.

You could make anything link up to anything if you want. Don't overthink it, it's high unlikely that you're some god reincarnate.

He touched me here!

What do you think I am, Orange Juice? 

I didn't get what you wanted to read. Could you highlight the specific part you wanted me to review?

So, I moved wind recently. Maybe I'm really Satan and you should all be sucking my cock. ( :

No lie.

I like that this place is funny.

We are not all gods. There are funny things about Satanism. How do you know I'm not Satan?

HAhahahaahahahaa. You guys are too nice to be satanists. Maybe I'm just too CVLT, or too Satan hahahaha

Thank you, though, that is very nice

If you feed the troll it will get fun, I shall warn you

If only I had a plot on this hellish plane *wink* 

Hahahahaha I misspelled plain. HAhahahaha I'm so snuff

*grabs popcorn*