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Hysteric
Sep 4 '19
Thank you, oh mighty, powerful, all knowing man! Praise Tvolt! Our savior !! Thank yoU for lifting the veil that had been covering my eyes!! Oh, I forgot about the part in my post where I asked for chants and spells. I feel so ashamed that I have been living in my foolish, idiotic ways! But because of you, tvolt, I can finally see!
The Forum post is edited by Hysteric Sep 4 '19
Hysteric
Sep 4 '19
Also, thank you for finding the time to be a realist in a satanic forum to help idiots like me. You’re probably so busy all the time with girls throwing p*ssy at you, Poor thing, I don’t know how you balance it all out
Member Discordia
Sep 4 '19
Don’t mind TV Hysteric. All that rational materialism rotted his brain and now all he can do is babble autistically. Welcome to our crazy little corner of the web.
Chaos Order
Sep 4 '19
Heptameron. I haven't read that one. I just searched and... is it about summoning angels?? Wow. Too evil for me.
Let her read those old grimoires.Which reminds me: the Heptameron's another one. It's kinda "cute"
When she finds herself trying to evoke a demon like "Submit to god and Jesus and virgin Mary and obey me, abhorrent creature of the Abyss" she'll understand.
Hysteric, I just realized I didn't even say 'welcome' to you, so... welcome.
Member Discordia
Sep 4 '19
With a name like Heptameron I would have assumed it was about summoning lizards or something
Chaos Order
Sep 5 '19
I suppose, if I'm holding myself to being impartial, there's TotBL or MLO's Liber Azerate, Liber Falxifer,(...) I think both their theogony and cosmogony alone puts them very much in the "personal theory" bucket.I remember reading somewhere it's all about black metal kids trying to worship Chaos and being evil and edgy.
Anyway, I'd add to the list The Book of Sitra Achra and (yes, it exists) Liber Falxifer II.
Hysteric
Sep 5 '19
I love this so much
Dude walks into a record shop.
Asks where he can find a PowerMan 5000 CD.
Literally everyone in the record shop takes that as their cue to explain to him what a shit band that is and how that's not real music.
How should dude respond?
*If you answered "I don't remember asking any of you retards your god-damned opinion about them, I just wanted to know if you have it in stock or where I could find it" you answered right.
