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Seriously. YOU are only the 100th dude to claim they coming to pay me a visit. Guess what....no dudes have ever should up uninvited. I wish they would....if you do figure out where I live and show up... I sleep till about noon so do not come early. Bring some beer and salsa. Oh, bottle of Jack and a pack of Pall Mall 100's. .. Come to think of it people have shown up to visit me .... CHICKS.