You know, some people call us deluded, crazy, or even weird, for obsessing over Satan, but I mean, how can you not? Have you met Satan, had a personal connection with Satan? Until you have, you're in no place to judge. Satan is the most beautiful, truly powerful being that I, or any other person, have ever seen. To see Satan at work, is a beautiful thing. He moves with the grace and elegance of an angel, and is possessed of the strength and fury of a storm. His work is magnificent to behold.
But, it's really organizations like this one, like the Church of Satan, Joy of Satan, and all the other Satan fanclubs out there that make this little obsession of ours truly worth it. It's all of you lovely people out there, each and every one of you, touched in your hearts, by Satan's kindness, his glory, his magnificent fortitude. Because of that, we all share a bond that is beyond compare to anything but the strength of Satan himself.
And we owe it all....
To our glorious, golden idol....
Mr. Hercule Satan!
