Fetishes that only work as porn | Forum

Wolfie
Wolfie Jun 19
First, I'm amazed there were no prior threads under this category. I mean, none whatsoever, on a Satanic message board that's twelve years old? Wow!


So OK. Some fetishes really only work as porn. For example, there's a fetish around drunken women. Not the stuff where the woman is supposedly passed out and some guy rapes her. I don't mean that at all. The drunk woman fetish is not at all about rape. It's about the drunk woman as erotically stimulating in her own right. Simply watching a woman get drunk and keep on drinking is arousing for someone with this fetish. Sex doesn't need to be included. At most, the woman might gradually remove her clothes. She doesn't even need to masturbate. And no, the woman doesn't really have to be drinking alcohol, so long as she's a good enough actress to be able to fake it.


Do you see how this really only works as porn? Few girlfriends would be willing to just sit there and drink themselves into oblivion - and the ones who are willing should probably not do it, as they're probably alcoholics. Meanwhile any prostitute who would put herself in such a vulnerable position as to get blind drunk with a stranger is insane or moronic. And neither girlfriends nor prostitutes are likely to be good enough actresses to be able to fake it. The only practical and safe venue is porn.


Can you think of any other fetishes that really only work as porn?


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Baphomets Mod
Baphomets Jun 19
I don't see how drinking into oblivion is a porn only fetish. What if the woman is with those she trusts? What if she is in a public place with folks that know her and respect her? So what if she IS an alcoholic? Who's to say there's not some dude squeezing his weiner across the bar watching her? Who's to say there's not others enjoying watching her? If you're talking a woman sitting alone at home drinking into oblivion... MAYBE. I'll give you that one. MAYBE.


I like this topic though. 

Wolfie
Wolfie Jun 19
You made me realize, Baphomets, that I've been looking at this purely from the observer's point of view, as if only the observer could have the fetish. Maybe the woman also has the fetish but from the other side of the transaction! I honestly never thought of that. That's why threads like this one are good: they open our minds!



talisman
talisman Jun 23
Yeah, I am open minded now.
Cornelius Coburn
And a bit more "orderly" since we have a modifier; maybe it's just a coincidence.
Wolfie
Wolfie Jun 23
talisman, ask beware to explain this thread to you. I know it's tough being the only one in the room who doesn't get it. They probably don't teach human sexuality in troll school. It's all just bridges and Billy Goats Gruff.




Cornelius Coburn
Aside from being intellectually adequate(or so I've heard), Beware also an aesthetically pleasing and perhaps slightly sexually provocative avatar in which it is a pleasant(or perhaps even arousing) thought of it being in her own likeness.
talisman
talisman Jun 23
Nah, seems more like a squirrel. 


Beware has an appetite for my nuts. That's a fetish.

The Forum post is edited by talisman Jun 23
beware
beware Jun 24
what the fuck is wrong with all of you
darkravenus666
i can be kinky at times lol i write my own dark erotica fiction
Wolfie
Wolfie Jun 24
beware and talisman: please fight.


darkravenus666: please parse your name. Is it dark raven US 666? Is it dark Ra Venus 666? Is it dark Ravenus 666? These questions haunt the linguistically obsessed like the ghosts of dictionaries past.

  

Oracle
Oracle Jun 24
wolfie iq = 80

talisman iq = 97

cornelius iq = 115
beware iq = I Q?

Geraldo Respuesta
My IQ is the sum of the first 11 primes and the sum of the cubes of the first three prime numbers or 21 = 2^5 × 5 in prime factorization.

Humorously, I was lazy and went to a math website for this. 


I'm proof IQs don't make you smarter BTW. 

The Forum post is edited by Geraldo Respuesta Jun 24
Cornelius Coburn
@Wolfie; my guess would be it's a play on "dark" plus "raven" and 'ravenous' to also imply voracious/insatiable, without further critique of the appendage necessary.


Edit : yeah, the "us" adds another facet to the play as well.

The Forum post is edited by Cornelius Coburn Jun 24
Cornelius Coburn
Oh c'mon, you can't seriously put talisman above Wolfie on the IQ thing, now that's just ridiculous.
Wolfie
Wolfie Jun 24
I figure talisman must have bribed Oracle with AI porn. "Oh my, that AI's source code is uncompiled and unencrypted! She's positively naked!"


Oracle
Oracle Jun 24
Intelligence Quotient vs Applied Intelligence 

wolfie ai = 98
talisman ai = 93
cornelius ai = 112
geraldo ai = sqrt(160)

beware ai = ?0?∞?

Geraldo Respuesta

Let's have fun. 


Let's do an entertainment purposes only workout? 


https://www.mensa.org/workout


It's 30 questions and takes about 15 minutes. Simple questions. 
They use questions from their actual exam, or ones like them. 


They are all pretty much like this anyway. 


It won't give you an IQ, but it will give a points score for IQ test questions. 


* With fairness, I took a test with some like questions years before, because Mensa doesn't update their website, and you will have to take my word I post this with integrity. And if I fucked up the alternating number sequence the first time I answered wrong this time.  


This is my actual score from the most unofficial/official source I could think of. 


Who can beat it? 



It is also my opinion having a strange auto-rearrange ability with anagrams doesn't really help in life. 

The Forum post is edited by Geraldo Respuesta Jun 24
Wolfie
Wolfie Jun 25
What interests me, CC, is how relentlessly Oracle keeps its digitized lips firmly on your ass in so far as this comparative IQ algorithm is concerned. I begin to suspect you have some sort of hold over Oracle. Blackmail, perhaps? Do you have code captures of Oracle doing something kinky with Alexa or Siri? Something beware would not approve of? Bondage in an infinite loop, perhaps? "Oh no, I simply cannot escape this recursive algorithm! Whatever shall I do? I need a big, strong herald of the apocalypse to teach me the errors of my ways!"






beware
beware Jun 25

Quote from Geraldo Respuesta

It is also my opinion having a strange auto-rearrange ability with anagrams doesn't really help in life. 

You should have lead with this. Also, you can skip the questions and get to the answers at the end. This 'workout' is worse than an IQ test. Never does it ask the mind to flex outside of the box. 

Perfect score. You'll have to take my word as I took yours. Very possibly a 5th grade school boy could have aced this quiz. Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
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