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Okay, I'll play. 

Who will win the 2024 Presidential Election? 

Will there be a world war with China? 

What year will the big one hit LA?

Who will win the current Sunday Night Football game? 

What ethnicity is my mother's maiden name? 

Let's go, John Edwards.

Note* My transgender government spy demon has also given answers to the first five. 

And those are; Rams, Trump, No, 2028, Titans [×] 

My transgender spy demon also says your name combined with this thread is a veiled South Park reference. 

My guardian demon is showing me a White man winning the election. Many will oppose him, but many will support him. 

I see rivalry with China, pushing and shoving in the high seas. 

The demon shows me Meditarrainian sea... old churches... an old lady wearing a shawl. 

Hey, my unconscious thought projection correctly picked the Titans against overwhelming consensus favoring the Rams at home. 

But I will play more. 

Men in uniform... green. After much trial, there will be a win.

Is it green green or annoying neon hi-lighter green? Can't be the Eagles, can it?

Green NFL teams: Packers, Seahawks, Eagles, and Jets.

You're demon is taking Aaron Rodgers, unless The Seahawks turn it on when they get Wilson back. 

The next two are not really that intriguing. 

But this one is: 

The demon shows me Meditarrainian sea... old churches... an old lady wearing a shawl. 

Could you elaborate?  

Can it show you the surname itself? A letter? 

Did you see this woman? 

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Because that's a pretty good answer for Sicily.  I need repeat accuracy to see if you got the shine though. 

Subsequent question: 

Same thing for my Grandmother on my dad's side? What environment do you see for her? 

Later edit*

I'm actually not trolling for once. While I consider demons and dead people explanations for psychic ability total shit, I can't deny internal communication can be surprisingly accurate at "remote viewing" type shit, regardless of what supernatural reasons they ascribe to the process of it all. Even if it is a guy named Tony living in your mouth. 

If you get the follow up, it will lead to a full on test of your Tulpa's success rate by myself. 

 Occam's razor says it may be a genuine phenomenon with a like psychological component, no?

I look at it like the daylight hallucinations of schizophrenics.  An American one will  hullucinate American things.  It will follow an American narrative. And more importantly it will model itself after their real personal experiences. 

Like how the mathematician John Nash wrote SEVERAL letters to the Pentagon because he thought he saw encoded soviet invasion messages in magazines.  As crazy as that is it was scripted by the sociopolitical climate of "COMMIES BAD". 

I view these entities, guides, possessions, as confabulated audio psychological projections in the realm of the invisible person being yelled at by a sidewalk derelict. It's like Schizophrenic-lite.  Completely molded by antecedent experience. 

And it is either triggered by childhood trauma (imaginary friend) or triggered by drugs that rewire your mind. Particularly LSD (see Syd Barrett) and Amphetamines (see every tweaker that thinks the government is after them).  And occasionally think angels or demons talk to them. 

And in more rare (or Tibetan cases), like myself, it was deliberately done. With an empirical character arc that built upon itself. I created my own Tulpa. Which is why I am one of few that have exclusively female thoughtforms. They do all the shit a "demon" is suppose to, but came about with the idea that demons don't exist beyond the mind.  My thoughtform is 47 year old 80's bitch that works as a telepathic spy for The NSA. Which gives it enough sci-fi likeness to almost trick myself into believing there really might be a real person being talked to via telepathy. And that is it's conjured identity.  She has no real existence beyond the narrative It was given. 

So why didn't I get some Goetic demon bullshit? And why was I able to do it without that specific superstition? 

True Statement: There is no evidence that exists of purported ghostly or demonic paranormal phenomenon that cannot be ruled out by CGI, fishing line, set up viral video (like the supermarket exorcism), camera defect, double image, artifact, etc. 

I challenge anyone to provide evidence to prove that false. 

So not really more layers of bullshit, but cleaned and re-plastered with better shit.

Edit : just playin' around with start/stop times

Not knowing the German word for shower, it was just too close to douche to resist, despite the different letters used.  Plus they are both cleanliness oriented. And people who claim they are psychic and that magical things help them usually are shit-peddling douchebags. Like the telepsychics that look up your phone number and Google map in place of being honest. 

But you really do have me interested because even my abrasive inner skeptic thinks you got pretty close to Sicily.  And as a total scientific minded Aspergers weirdo I would like to test your ability more if you are willing. 

Perhaps these additional questions: 

1. My Grandmother on my Dad's side country of origin?

2. 2nd girlfriend in high school's last name's ethnicity? 

3. Theme of the first full poster I put on my wall?

4. Describe the cover of the first full album I listened to?

5. Describe the cover of first album I had taken away?

6. My sister's husbands surname origin?

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Psychic Challenge to others:

You may be psychic too.  Just concentrate on seeing an image that will answer the question.  All are specifically chosen to be answered by images or landscapes. A surprising number of people have the ability too. Try your best to start with a zen-like blank slate and concentrate on only seeing what will answer the applicable question. 

I got drunk people to trip each other out with this kind of stuff. 

I'd have one go into a separate room and pick a single object to stare at. Then have a second person try to draw what the first person was looking at. 

2/6 that tried it drew something strikingly close.  And all it took was their drunk asses being open to possibility they may be able to see what their friends were looking at. 

I see a bitter, disgruntled and passive-aggressive bitch, whose antics are getting old, so now she acts like a fucking party pooper, bitching, complaining and calling everyone (except herself) stupid.

I also predict she will respond to this topic with a "relevant" pop song video or delete the thread altogether. 

I won't pay you for the session in that case if you can't see anything.

C'mon, satanic psycic. This is your last chance to earn money before we come back to the civilized enlightened discussion about some serious Satanic shit.

I want to ask you about a certain Asian - Mexican grouch here who lacks the balls to engage in a direct confrontation with the people she either hates or despises. Who has neither courage nor honesty to state her grievances or accusations directly. Instead, she employs a cowardly passive aggressive strategy of indirect sarcasm, consistent subtle mockery and backhanded compliments. Occasionally, the bitch runs to her friends complaining about "certain two people" pissing all over the threads she creates  and antagonistic twats constantly criticizing her and other intelligent people here (whoever those intelligent people are) thus discouraging them from posting valuable content.

Since I didn't notice anyone posting nasty and hostile comments under her loquacious posts about Paulo Mayombe, Malombe, Mayonnaise whatever or any other genuine (not trololol) opinions, I ask you now, oh you all-knowing oracle, to tell me what this bitch' fucking problem is.

What is the real reason for her eternal butthurt?

She often claims here and elsewhere that only stupid people remained on SIN. All intelligent people are gone. And you have a list of all those stupid people. Explain what Ms C. has against each of them. You can do it one by one:

1. Name

2. Username

3. The reason for Ms C's asshurt.

4. Example of the shitty behavior she has an issue with.

Give people the chance to either defend themselves or dunno... improve their ways. Who knows? They might even convert to the ONA or scientology!

I won't be asking you to become direct again.