You know what, I never did me an introduction (did I spell that right?) here, so I figured why not? And that's how you put two question marks in a single sentence without speaking Spanish half upside down.
So apparently, Mr. Zach Black has decided to challenge me. With what I have no clue. Should there have been a comma there between "what" and "I?" Who knows. Again, some things are less than specific.
My name is Easy E. And I am here for Zach's beer money. Oh wait, I got that wrong. Zach's actually a wino now. He left the beer behind (some girl's skirt?). Which is cool.
But what isn't cool is the PM I got from Mr. Whack Black early this AM. And I repeat, I will not be butt-raped. Not by you. Not by your friends. Not by anyFUCKINGbuddy. Keep that Caitlyn Jenner shit to yourself, man.
On the serious tip, my name is Jason King (i.e. been here, done that), and Zach is a cool guy. But he paid me to say that, so . . .
<private message to Z. Black> I guess it's up to YOU now. Jokes and smokes, dude. I'm the funny assassin.
Did I spell all that right?
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Owner Zach Black
Sep 11 '15
Well now. Welcome back Jason King. What brings you back to Derpville? Oh, wait I thought I was talking to the Dreaded one for a second. Did you miss me? I bet you did. Or maybe you just missed skipping through the daisies together.
Nice to see you back. Although I am fresh outta red carpets to roll out. The angels with their trumpets are on lunch. Humpty dumpty is out back somewhere smoking a blunt.
Nice to see you back. Although I am fresh outta red carpets to roll out. The angels with their trumpets are on lunch. Humpty dumpty is out back somewhere smoking a blunt.
Jason King
Sep 11 '15
Humpty dumpty is out back somewhere smoking a blunt.What? You mean that nigger didn't tell me when he was sparkin' up? Fuck him anyway, I got better shit. Besides, from what I heard, he don't get back up again . .
Owner Zach Black
Sep 11 '15
Nigger? Last time I read my story books he was a white egg. I have seen brown eggs. But black eggs? I will call up the Easter bunny. He will know.
Anna
Sep 11 '15
Oh another season of the soap opera. How nice. I'll run for some popcorn. Please wait.
Jason King
Sep 12 '15
Oh another season of the soap opera. How nice. I'll run for some popcorn. Please wait.
Nah, it's all in good fun. Just remember, the trick to good popcorn is REAL BUTTER. Melt it, but let it cool enough so it doesn't wilt the popcorn when you pour it on. Personally, I use a half stick per microwave bag. Mmmmmmmmm, tasty!
