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Troll_Collector

I am the Overlord of Chickens and keeper of their secrets. I and I alone know the one true Secret of the Chicken!
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Brother Shamus
Jan 14
Monkeys, dogs, rabbits, frogs, mice, rats, chimps, guinea pigs, fish, turtles, tortoises, brine shrimp, quail, swordtail fish, jellyfish, and a variety of insects have been sent into space. Your statement is unintentionally funny because only one mission was to bring chicken embryos into orbit, STS 51-L They shouldn't have counted their chickens. :DMonkeys, dogs, rabbits, frogs, mice, rats, chimps, guinea pigs, fish, turtles, tortoises, brine shrimp, quail, swordtail fish, jellyfish, and a variety of insects have been sent into space. Your state...See more
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Troll_Collector
Jan 14
I wonder if chickens bred in space taste different than chickens bred here on earth.
AK
Jan 10
My mom has already assured me that I am a strapping young Irish lad, and that it is quite adequate for most purposes.
Troll_Collector
Jan 10
Just because I've been asked this more than I'd like to admit... before we start asking if size matters, perhaps we should get the measurements and test this. If you know any women or men willing to help with this experiment, be sure they get your measurements first. Here's the formula, good luck. A=2πrh+2πr2

Feel free to write an essay about your results and send them my way. No smut fanfics please! :)

Happy splooging!
Just because I've been asked this more than I'd like to admit... before we start asking if size matters, perhaps we should get the measurements and test this. If you know any women or men willing to h...See more
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Troll_Collector
Jan 8
I've had it a few times and I agree.
Troll_Collector
Jan 7
Mary had a little lamb with a heart as black as coal. He snuck in her room one night and ate her fucking soul.

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