Some time ago, I decided to form my own satanic religion. I now have a name for it. It’s Dantalic Satanism. The name comes from my handle on this forum which comes from the Goetia demon Dantalion. I am the only person that can ever be a member of this religion. No one can join it. Here’s my guiding principals.
I am imperfect and I recognize this but I must always strive to be a better person.
Criticism must be received and analyzed as input to make me a better person.
People who are highly critical of everything I do and say no matter what I do and say must be weeded out and kept at a distance.
I am my own God
I recognize that my brain can be fun and I must stimulate it.
Demons represent the forces of the universe to help me better understand it.
I must always follow my doctors advice
Guinea pigs are sacred animals and represent everything I find cool in the world
Making a family is the reason for my existence on this Earth. Failure to do so makes my existence futile.
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I still have to hammer out what demons go with each force of the universe. I think I’m going to do this with index cards. I’m also going to look into if I can actually make this an official recognized religion so that I can get tax exempt status. That would be cool but I doubt it could happen because then everyone would start their own religion and not pay taxes.
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