Your god is a lie. Your god doesn’t give a shit about you. Nothing will happen when you die. Jesus was a fraud. He masturbated constantly. He had gang bangs with Mary Magdeline. The pope is wrong. I hope someone steals the catalytic converter on the popemobile. Buddha is a fraud. Those monks fly on private jets and they are laughing at you (true). Muhammad was just a man. He was a crook that lied to you. Joseph Smith was a scam artist. His lie snowballed into you forking over 10 percent of your income for your fake church to build temples that are not holy and will make no difference in your life. You will never be worthy enough for them. I am god. L Ron Hubbard books are stupid. He was a shitty Arthur and his books aren’t worth your time and money. Leah Rimini is 100% right about everything she says about them. Your dictator is not god, I am god. Your cat is god. My Guinea pigs are god, not Jesus. Jesus is laughing at you. You live your whole life doing what Jesus tells you to do and a serial killer can get to heaven if he just says he believes in Jesus? It’s a lie. No one can save you buy yourself. God will not make you rich, he will just take your money and laugh at you. Bibles make the best and brightest fires. The Quran is great for wiping your ass.I am god. Listen to me. I command you to never give me money and to make your own decisions in life. I can see the future. I predict chaos. I will make a statue of a gay, trans, black woman and you will worship it. It will be made of Soap and you will shower with it once then never shower again because your skin will be holy. Everything good that will happen to you will be because of that statue and you will tell everybody about it and then millions will quit their jobs, sell their kids and divorce their wives because they will have the statue to take care of them now. Jesus is a fraud. Muhammad is a fraud. The Quran is wrong. Joel Osteen will not cure your cancer, find your dog, get your wife to give you a hand job or give you money to buy ramen noodles. John The Baptist was a child molester and fondled kids in the pool. He wants to play with your balls.
In the Earth time of the present, the present became the past, but in the time of the divinity, it was in the moment. Just one moment Jesus was traveling, but to us feckless humans on Earth the timeframe was millions of years. The trip from Earth went off without a hitch. Jesus just returned to the heavens from his destruction on Earth by Satan. Satan won on Earth, but at the last minute GOD saved Jesus by keeping him from being extracted to hell. GOD gave Jesus direct orders to seek out Satan and destroy him before he can once again reach the Earth. Jesus was traveling, looking for Satan when a being appeared before him. This being had tusks and the snout of a pig, with gray skin and a cape and it said “Fuck you Jesus, if you want Satan, you’ve got him. You’ll find him near. You will fight him and I’ll make sure you fight him. From this point forward, you cannot travel back. I wish you no luck because there will be no luck involved”. Jesus turned around to strike the being but it rushed backward and outstretched it’s hand. Jesus cried out “tell me your name”! “Cutter is my name” said the being, and it disappeared. Jesus tried to chase it by running where it was but could not move backward anymore. Jesus decided that it’s time to find Satan to fight him so off he went. Jesus traveled and traveled and he noticed his speed got greater the further he went. Then everything behind him went black, and another being appeared. This being was female and she was long and slender, with silver cuffs with spikes on her wrists and dark red garb with eyes of fire. This being said “Stop! From this point backward you cannot give any information to anyone. Your information can only go forward, where you will meet Satan. It doesn’t matter how loud you cry out, no one will hear”. Jesus said “Fuck you bitch! Tell me your name!”. The being said sternly with nails in her throat : “My name is Malfeasance, you may now pass”. Jesus went to rush her and she disappeared. Jesus cried out for GOD as loud as he could, but all he heard was echos. He continued forward. He started going faster and faster, faster then he’s ever gone before. He felt enormous pressure on all sides of his “eternal” body. Then the stretching got worse and worse and now he was being torn asunder. All that remained wholly full and functional after this stretching was his meek and feckless eyes.Then three beings appeared before his eyes. One he recognized immediately as Satan. One being was male and it was clad in blue. It has a thick fur coat made of wolverine flesh with icy cold eyes of the abyss. It had a pony tail and a long chin and electric current swirled it’s body. It commanded “My name is Malfuten, I will now surround your helpless body and soul with electricity and protons and what not”! Jesus was being shocked over and over and over. The pain from these shocks was far worse than being nailed on that comfy cross. Jesus looked up in agony and saw another being. This being was fat and was in a gray trench coat and a suit for the rest of his clothing. It wore a fedora with a blades protruding from the brim. It took a drag from its cigarette and said “Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Your in my world now. I created your agony. I am your agony. My name is Tigris. Now I think the being standing beside me needs no introduction. SATAN! DO AS YOU WISH!” Then there was Satan. With an evil rock star grin pointing at those jelly eyes looking right at him. Satan said “Where is your father now Jesus? You’ve fallen into my trap. I command these beings and they have brought you to me. Time for me to fulfill my wishes and return humanity to their carnal freedom!” Then Satan raised his fiery fist and squished the eyes that were looking at him. The split second he does that, a string spaghetti like tail that was behind those eyes got sucked in by the mouth of Tigris. Tigris slurped the string that was Jesus, licked up what was Jesus eye and Jesus was no longer. Humanity was finally free.
Some time ago, I decided to form my own satanic religion. I now have a name for it. It’s Dantalic Satanism. The name comes from my handle on this forum which comes from the Goetia demon Dantalion. I am the only person that can ever be a member of this religion. No one can join it. Here’s my guiding principals.
I am imperfect and I recognize this but I must always strive to be a better person.
Criticism must be received and analyzed as input to make me a better person.
People who are highly critical of everything I do and say no matter what I do and say must be weeded out and kept at a distance.
I am my own God
I recognize that my brain can be fun and I must stimulate it.
Demons represent the forces of the universe to help me better understand it.
I must always follow my doctors advice
Guinea pigs are sacred animals and represent everything I find cool in the world
Making a family is the reason for my existence on this Earth. Failure to do so makes my existence futile.
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I still have to hammer out what demons go with each force of the universe. I think I’m going to do this with index cards. I’m also going to look into if I can actually make this an official recognized religion so that I can get tax exempt status. That would be cool but I doubt it could happen because then everyone would start their own religion and not pay taxes.
One day your going to be very old. All you will be able to do is lay in a bed and stare at the wall or ceiling. If your lucky, you will have nurses or children that will be there for you giving you bananas, peanut butter or shrimp. That will be all you will be able to chew because you lost your teeth a few years prior. You’ll shit yourself constantly and won’t have the power or energy to wipe your own ass. You won’t have any music to listen to because you will have grown very tired of the stuff you listened to for years. Jeopardy and Wheel Of Fortune will be canceled, and you wouldn’t be able to play anyways because your dementia is really bad. You’ll have recurring nightmares because of this dementia because your whole life will be a nightmare. You won’t remember your kids names. You might not know where your at. You could have an evil nurse who is a serial killer who likes to smother old people with pillows and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it. You are completely at other peoples mercy. Your arthritis is so bad that you can’t scratch the itch that’s been eating away at you for years. Then there’s your death day. The day you’ve been waiting for for years. All you’ve wanted to do is die already. You lay back in your pillow and go to sleep. While your sleeping, your kidneys stop working. You now are a giant ball of piss. Then your liver stops working. You are now also a giant ball of shit. Then finally the moment that death has been waiting for. …your heart stops working. The DMT rushes your brain and you have a wild trip. Then blackness. You exist no longer. Will your gods be there to greet you in an afterlife? Will you be looking down on yourself? Will you descend into hell? I’ll tell you one place you’ll descend to, in the ground. You’ll be so old that if you have no kids, no one will be at your funeral. If you saved up enough money, you will have a headstone. That headstone will be all your life has amounted to in the end. If you have no kids or grandchildren, there will be no one to put flowers on you. All that will remain will be that rock.
Being that I live in the United States, politics seeps into every facet of my life. I try to deflect it as much as possible and view things through the a non-political lens, but being that I have to get my information from media, and all media is dominated by political narratives, the right information can be hard to discern. Religion has also been dominated by politics. Most people on the right side of the spectrum are Christian. Traditionally, people who are in office tend to reach out to prominent preachers and televangelists to regurgitate their particular political viewpoints to people who are often easily manipulated. Now you have new left leaning religions that regurgitate left wing view points. Two in particular that I can think of is Scientology and TST. There’s probably more but I can’t think of them right now. I think that Political narratives mixed with religious theology is ignorant and stupid. You have people that are already narrow minded enough to conform to a religion, and now they are narrowing their worldview and adopting a tribal mentality by consuming political talking points and narratives to their belief system. Herd after herd is being led off the cliff and thank god we live in a country that has many different religions and many different viewpoints. There’s countries in the Middle East that are Muslim theocracies where religion is their politics. Just look at the damage that has been done there. Particularly with the whole thing with Sunni and Shia Muslims. You have countries that are in a perpetual civil war over this. Then you have China, where government is the religion. I’m very curious how people receive that in that country considering how stupid and sheepish people can be. They could probably pass any law they want and commit genocide after genocide with no recourse. Anarchy. Anarchy is the stabilizing force that will open peoples eyes and make them question the stupidity of what they are being fed. We all need a bit of anarchy in our lives. Just a smidge. Hail Satan!
One thing about the Mormon Church I really respect is their emphasis on the family unit. Being that the planet is in a population decline, more than ever people need to have kids. I think children are precious and we all as a society have a huge responsibility in making sure that this world is a nurturing environment for these kids to grow up in. I think that any religion that wants to be relevant needs to encourage it’s members to form family units and have as many children as possible. I believe that having children can make someone successful and strive to do great things to provide for their children. One thing I really respect about Anton Lavey is by all accounts he was a great father and he fathered children. I also respect the Church Of Satans emphasis on not harming children. I think Anton Lavey saw this and decided to publish this in his works. TST also places an emphasis on children but I haven’t heard any guidance from them about the family unit. I know they like to indoctrinate kids with their after school programs. I wonder how many of their members form family units. I personally don’t have kids but I wish I had kids when I had the opportunity to do so. I was never in the right position economically to have kids so I took the proper precautions with contraceptives so that a I wouldn’t have kids when I was really sexually active in my youth. I am a firm believer in the use of contraceptives and I believe that people who are sexually active should use them if they are not in the proper position in life to have kids, because if someone has kids when they are in a poor position economically then it can be very damaging to the children if they are raised in an unstable environment.
So I now have a complete fascination for people who start religions or become prophets, televangelists, etc. particularly people who have managed to do this before the internet. These are probably gifted speakers and master manipulators. To be able to create networks of thousands of people just from one person speaking their point of view of things, and to get those people to completely conform to what you want them to do is mind blowing to me. Especially in the days before the internet. Somebody like Jesus or Joseph Smith or Muhammad had to tell one person, then that one person had to tell, two other people (and of course what was preached would have changed from person to person), then those people tell other people and it just grows from there. I think a lot of these mainstream religions came about from luck as well (the people in those religions would of course say it god or whatever higher power). There’s probably been millions of people in history that have tried to come up with their own religion, and the ones we have now are the ones that actually stuck. What I think is a huge problem in this world is when that religion turns into a system of control where they expect others who don’t conform to their religion to conform to their way of thinking. What I love about Satanism is that it has a touch of anarchy, we are our own gods. That’s what sold me when I read the Satanic Bible. I can never be part of a system of control and manipulation outside of laws of my jurisdiction. Why add an extra layer of somebody trying to control you in your life? It amazes me how easily people are manipulated to do some really stupid things. Take Jonestown for example. That one man convinced hundreds of people to kill themselves all at once. And those people were probably otherwise really smart people that did all kinds of meaningful things in society. If they only had anarchy in their lives, then they would have lived. That’s why I don’t let people control me. People have to be able to trust their own judgement (I’m sure those Jonestown people had second thoughts before they drank the ol koolaid) and stand up for themselves and sometimes for others to do what they know in the core of their gut is the right thing to do. If I was in Jonestown on that day, I’d be knocking cups out of peoples hands saying “don’t listen to this stupid fuck!”. I could go on and on about the absolutely absurd shit people do in the name of religion. Oh then there’s the Muslims. Don’t get me started on those stupid extremist fucks. Those are the dumb ones of the bunch. To drive through a crowd of innocent people with a car full of explosives in the name of Muhammad and Jihad? What a stupid fuck thing to do! I can’t believe those dumb fucks actually think that they are going to be greeted with 101 virgins after they die when they do shit like that. Oh man, I could go on and on.
Earlier today, I was thinking about a satanic concept that I think would be really interesting and cool. So it’s both theistic and atheistic in a sense. Check this out. So it’s a mix of astronomy, astrology and demonology. Basically it’s a scientific concept that explains things that science can’t explain. So let’s take gravity for instance . The force of gravity would get its own demon (and these would be all new demons) and that demons powers has to do with gravity. It’s kind of like comic book characters and how a character like, say Magneto controls magnetism. But for gravity the demon would control gravity and each scientific concept would be a separate power for that demon. Satan himself would probably control gravity though because it’s like the main force in the universe. But anyways you would explain science with these demons.
There’s things about TST that I like. I completely agree with the 7 tenets. I definitely think that it’s something that you can live your life by and do a lot of good in this world for yourself and others. There’s many things I like about that organization and there’s things that I strongly strongly dislike about that organization. Then there’s the Church Of Satan. I totally believe in personal responsibility and I think Anton Laveys original epiphany is spot on. But then there’s things that I totally disagree with in their teachings, particularly the authoritarian aspects, eugenics, etc. I wish there was a Satanic Organization that kind of takes the aspects that I like from each organization and molds it in to one really cool organization. Something that is for everybody on every part of the spectrum. Because let’s face it, everything in this country gets political one way or another and people who tend to lean left go for TST and people who lean right go for COS. That’s what I can gather. What if there was an organization that took aspects from both organizations and didn’t attract people on the extremes from each organization and made an organization for people right down the middle. Then there’s the money aspect. It would be cool if there was an organization that publishes their financial spreadsheets online for all to see and operated solely on donations from their members and every penny went to meeting houses and that’s it. And anything left over would be returned to its members. And also, an organization where it’s leadership had normal jobs just like the rest of us where their jobs wasn’t the church. That’s one reason why I would never give money to a religious organization is because the leaders of many of these organizations get rich off of their members and to me that’s not cool. Somebody somewhere is going to create a Satanic organization that is really cool.
So I have been interested in Satanism since 2011, but have never been super active in to it. I have read The Satanic Bible and The Satanic scriptures and that’s pretty much all the Satanic publications I have read. This site has definitely made me more active and interested in Satanism and I am grateful for it. As time wears on, I will absorb more Satanic content and become more engaged. I have never gotten to the level in Satanism where it my whole life. I do other things and have other interests. It certainly doesn’t define my persona. Because of this, I haven’t come out as Satanist to most of my friends and all of my family members. But the time will come where that is what I will end up doing. I don’t know how my family will take it being that they are Christian, but they are not super active and I think it won’t be too bad when I finally tell them that I’m in to Satanism. Especially when I explain my personal concept of what I think it means to be a Satanist. I think it will also help that, like I said, I’m not so super in to it that I dress goth or anything and take it too far. Things that will hinder and delay my coming out will be anything that comes out in the news about Satanic Ritual abuse, etc. The typical misconceptions about Satanism has to be assuaged in the ethers of the media, internet, etc. That’s why I think that The Church Of Satan is kind of smart in their teachings regarding being a responsible person, etc. That’s why my personal growth has to be the same. I need to change for the better and show that I too am a responsible person. I’m getting there but I still have a lot of work to do.
I was thinking about the two main Satanic organizations and how much money they are probably making from donations, selling their memberships, etc. Church Of Satan charges 250 bucks for membership and TST raises money from their website, donations, etc. Why would people give these organizations money? Seriously. Where does the Church Of Satan money go? What do they do with it? From what I can gather, they don’t donate to charities. They aren’t active in the media. They probably have a tiny staff. Is someone’s pockets getting lined? Or TST. Then there’s TST. At least they donate to charities (from what I can gather). But then they do their lawyer shit. THEY SUE EVERYBODY! They even sue their own members! Why would someone give money to an organization that sues their own members? I could never give money to a church, I’m sorry. Think of the Mormons. They are just a corporation that gets rich from hedge funds or whatever. They have so much fucking money! Why would you give them 10% of what you make when they already have billions of dollars. And all they do with it is build fucking Temples. There’s a Temple in every corner of the world, and they just keep building these fucking things. And they are probably not cheap to build. SCAMS!
I personally think that what we’re seeing with inflation is a complete scam. These companies are posting record profits and they still find excuses to raise prices. I’ll tell you what I really think it is. I think that these companies know that people are making more money so they cook their books or whatever and raise their prices to squeeze every dollar out of us that they can. These companies have so much money. From what I understand, labor for many companies is a fraction of their expenses, so higher wages probably isn’t an excuse. It’s at something like 8% a year? What I personally think it is is there are so many job openings so companies are pushing people into second jobs. People need time to be with their families! When I think of this, I think of all the kids whose parents won’t be at their soccer game and how damaging this must be to kids.
I was thinking today how Zeena Lavey switched to Tantric Buddhism or whatever. Why did she do it? Was she using psychedelics and had some cool trips and saw the universe for what it really is? Did her dad push her into it because of her stained relationship with her dad? Why would someone with that high of a profile switch over? Who knows.
So I was having trouble sleeping today (I work graveyards so I sleep during the day time) and I just laid in my bed thinking, and what consumed a lot of my thoughts is what goes on in the hardcore TST circles. Then I was thinking about their abortion rituals and what those might be. Why does TST focus so much on abortion? I know they are just left wing political apparatchiks, but even then literally everything you hear from them is something about abortion, or abortion rights. It’s all they ever talk about. Then I was thinking about their abortion rituals and how a lot of their female member probably think it’s so cool to get an abortion and do the abortion ritual and how each time one of them gets an abortion, they probably get heaps of praise from their cohorts and how addicting that must be. Then I thought about how there are probably chicks in TST that literally get abortions every few months to feed these addictions. I’m sure there’s chicks that make it a goal to get an abortion as late in their term as possible. Right up till the baby is ready to pop out. Fucking sickos. These people make me sick, I’m sorry. Those poor baby’s probably have hair!!! Then I thought about the fucking SIMPS that keep knocking these chicks up to feed their sick fantasies. I’ll bet they have TST orgies where dudes take turns and they all cum in the same chick, because it doesn’t matter, she’s going to kill the baby anyways. What a bunch of simps. What if that chick decides to cash in and have the baby and then your on the hook for that kid for LIFE. What a stupid fuck thing to do. These dudes are fucking tools, I’ll tell you what. Now, I am pro choice, but I believe an abortion should be a last resort and only be used in certain dire situations. And I believe that it should only be done before a certain time (preferably before a heart beat is detected). Contraceptives should always be the first option. If someone is responsible enough to have sex, then they should be responsible enough to use contraceptives. But anyone who abuses the right to have an abortion that uses it as their first option, and intentionally has it done as late in the term as possible? Fucking stupid sick bitches. Makes me fucking SICK! These are CHILDREN!
