Dear Satan (and Eris and everyone else),
Thank you for the problems I face today. They are better than the ones I faced yesterday. May tomorrow's problems be even more to my liking.
Thank you for the opportunity to run and catch the train. Few things make me feel more alive than sprinting so I am not late to work. That sigh of relief as I hop on board is extremely heartfelt.
Thank you for answering prayers. Your sense of humor really is impeccable.
Thank you for friendships both near and afar. It is nice to know someone out there won't run me over with their vehicle in the zombie apocalypse.
Thank you for coffee, whether it is good or bad. I really enjoy waking up to caffeine every day.
Thank you for squirrels. I like their tails and they give me a lot to think about.
The Wall