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Edme's Discordian Quotes.. subject.. SIRI---- from EdMenonymous's blog

SIRI?

What did I forget today that was so important?

SIRI:

Oh well YOURSELF OF COURSE AND WHAT REALLY MATTERS TO YOU ZACK...


SIRI?

What is LOVE?=

SIRI:

Ok.. Now playing.. What is LOVE


SIRI?

What's for dinner?

Well Zack, The glob book said When they had finished eating Jesus l

let them feed my lambs.. So LAmb..Zack.. LAMB...

and of course JESUS FOR LEFTOVERS TOMORROW NIGHT..


SIRI?

yes Zack?

Have you seen theSKELETONS IN MY CLOSET?

Well OF COURSE Zack.. But upon your request .. if any one should see them I am to TERMINATE IMMEDIATELY? Is this correct?

Yes SIRI this is correct..

Zack? 

Yes SIRI?

Have you seen the SKELETONS IN  YOUR CLOSET?!

Well no.. NO NO! OF COURSE NOT!!! 


SIRI? Why has SATAN returned to earth again?

Well Zack.. He came over today, while you were at work and told me, 

HE had to leave because HELL is NOW OVERCROWDED with too many PRIMATES that think HE is ALLAH OOH OO AKHBAR! 

and THEY FUCKED ALL OF HIS VIRGINS! 

so there's that..


oh.. MG! 

SIRI?!

Is SATAN HERE RIGHT NOW?

No ZACK.. He took one look around.. AND DECIDED THAT IF ANYONE IN HELL KNEW HE WAS HANGIN WITH THE LIKES OF YOU.. HE FIGURED HE MIGHT NEVER GET BACK..!"


Well FUK SIRI?

Where the hell did HE GO?!


I don't know Zack.. he said something about VISITING THE FOOTCHAIR..(future) WHERE NO ONE CAN SPELL IT..

 BUT THEY SURE CAN SMELL IT!...?


SKIBIDEEDOOOBOP! 23..

HAIL SATAN LILITH AND EDME!!

93


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