Supernautical Ultra Conjure Khaos Everything Ritual from Brother Shamus's blog

This is for deleting the cake thread and by extension my comment. 

I like to incorporate as many superstitious beliefs as possible in my magic. World over, there is too much rigidity with ritual for too much variance. Thus; it must be a mental process of your mind. 

Consider it like The Matrix. He had to know he could fly before he could fly. It takes a certain surety in your "supernautical" abilities to work properly.  You gotta just know you can fly. 

Spoons are made to be bent.

The term Supernautical means "above the tides". This means "above natural cycles in nature". You as god.  

Consider all lives have ups and downs, being supernautical is like being a hurricane, typhoon, or cyclone. You increase the amplitude of their waves until their life fucking crashes against a rock.  You become the other guy that controls the sea and stir up their ocean... with the magical belief you can. 

Anyway, enough lead in.

For a "Destruction ritual" I use the following items.

2 teaspoons snakeroot
1/4 cup of Pecans
1 Heirloom Egg
1 Candle of Elegba (OG Orisha)
1 cup Cemetery soil
1 piece of 8"/11" paper
1 Jar of blood bait (for catfish) 

1 wishbone from a chicken
1 fur from a black cat
1 mason jar

 1. On the piece of paper draw a simple picture of your choosing and the identity of your destructee in the blood bait. 

2.  In the Mason jar add Heirloom egg, pecans, snakeroot, 1/4 cup blood bait, and soil. Stir until mixed thoroughly.  Place jar behind the sigil.

3. Snap the wishbone while saying your intent and then add to the jar.

4. Say, By a luck de a black cat, may oi niis adagita pass,  Add the fur. 

5. Burn the sigil and add the ashes to the jar.  Replace the lid.

6. Between midnight and first light find a place where two roads cross and bury the jar in the middle.

7. At a southern corner place the Elegba candle and light it. Consider a wind break if in a wind prone area.

Say another intent clearly such as:

Lap disciplining me at conisbra Ol condemn zomdv children adagita die. Elasa biab ge en ethical superior.

At this point you MUST walk away and never return ever. Assume the candle burnt through. 

Later, take credit for one of the kids getting hit by a truck while biking somewhere.