Your god is a lie. Your god doesn’t give a shit about you. Nothing will happen when you die. Jesus was a fraud. He masturbated constantly. He had gang bangs with Mary Magdeline. The pope is wrong. I hope someone steals the catalytic converter on the popemobile. Buddha is a fraud. Those monks fly on private jets and they are laughing at you (true). Muhammad was just a man. He was a crook that lied to you. Joseph Smith was a scam artist. His lie snowballed into you forking over 10 percent of your income for your fake church to build temples that are not holy and will make no difference in your life. You will never be worthy enough for them. I am god. L Ron Hubbard books are stupid. He was a shitty Arthur and his books aren’t worth your time and money. Leah Rimini is 100% right about everything she says about them. Your dictator is not god, I am god. Your cat is god. My Guinea pigs are god, not Jesus. Jesus is laughing at you. You live your whole life doing what Jesus tells you to do and a serial killer can get to heaven if he just says he believes in Jesus? It’s a lie. No one can save you buy yourself. God will not make you rich, he will just take your money and laugh at you. Bibles make the best and brightest fires. The Quran is great for wiping your ass.I am god. Listen to me. I command you to never give me money and to make your own decisions in life. I can see the future. I predict chaos. I will make a statue of a gay, trans, black woman and you will worship it. It will be made of Soap and you will shower with it once then never shower again because your skin will be holy. Everything good that will happen to you will be because of that statue and you will tell everybody about it and then millions will quit their jobs, sell their kids and divorce their wives because they will have the statue to take care of them now. Jesus is a fraud. Muhammad is a fraud. The Quran is wrong. Joel Osteen will not cure your cancer, find your dog, get your wife to give you a hand job or give you money to buy ramen noodles. John The Baptist was a child molester and fondled kids in the pool. He wants to play with your balls.
The Wall
If I was you I would go door to door in a gangster suit talking about autodeification and why all superstitions are a lie. Open with, "What if I said Heavenly Father's plan was made up in a Lake George cabin?" Think of the possible irony.I like the anger towards the Utah version of Christianity too. And that you're turning to "training wheels" transgressive behavior instead of altars and refined pretentious chanty occultnik ...See more