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I can picture a fat Julie McCoy in devil horns reading off the itinerary now.
"Okay folks at 7pm is our open mixer. There will be an open bar and buffet table.
At midnight we will have our "Devil in the Pale Moonlight" pool party at the main deck pool until 3 AM.
And finally at 3:33 AM is our all faiths invocation to Satan led by our special guest High Priest Magus Darkwind! We will be gathering in the main ball room starting at 3, so please bring your own hooded cloak, black candle, and haaaail Satan! And don't forget tomorrow we start our Lucky Devil No Limit Hold Em tournament in the card room."
And the theme is what would kill it. If you advertise it "for satanists" it would make it that much more likely to be an excruciating 4 days.
Now, a "4 Day Hedonistic Drugs, Sex, and Pleasure Cruise" would bring out a better demongraphic by default. Otherwise it's like being locked on a boat with most demented failures at Comic-Con.
SupportYea your probably right. It wouldn’t go very well. Too many different sects, too many strong personalities. I just think it would be cool to charter a cruise ship and throw a badass party. I wonder how easy it would be to get drugs on a cruise ship? I personally have never been on a cruise, so I don’t know the security measures in place. If they only have a metal detector and not a full body scanner then it would be way easy.
And I mean it. Theme it for Bacchus or Dionysus and call it "A Hedonistic Pleasure Cruise" and you'd get party people with money. You get party people with money, you get godless debauchery without fail. Way more fun that a bunch of sheep chanting made-up John Dee nonsense.
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Way more fun that a bunch of sheep chanting made-up John Dee nonsense.
Those you call "sheep" are Satanists... The enochian keys is used to keep the intellect decompressed under the ritual. Speaking a language the consciousness mind understand will active the analytic censor which will break the intellectual decompression that will cause the psychodrama to fail.
No, their pretty much sheep. Dogmatic simplistic sheep licking the balls of shit a carnie pulled out his ass to make a book publishable, and doing it without any recognition of the irony involved.
Way more fun that a bunch of sheep chanting made-up John Dee nonsense.
Those you call "sheep" are like me, so therefore Satanists, so I can still call myself one.. Blah blah blah herpa derp derp. Enochian keys blah blah intellectual compression derp.
No, their pretty much sheep. Dogmatic simplistic sheep licking the balls of shit a carnie pulled out his ass to make a book publishable, and doing it without any recognition of the irony involved.
Way more fun that a bunch of sheep chanting made-up John Dee nonsense.
Those you call "sheep" are like me, so therefore Satanists, so I can still call myself one.. Blah blah blah herpa derp derp. Enochian keys blah blah intellectual compression derp.
Who are you trying to fool in this forum when you guys edit the quote trying to make your opponents look as idiots? Are you trying to hide the fact that you have no idea on what Satanism is about and you just think it's about being an asshole like troll because Satan in Hebrew means "adversary"? It would not surprise me if you are not even adversarial IRL.
No, their pretty much sheep. Dogmatic simplistic sheep licking the balls of shit a carnie pulled out his ass to make a book publishable, and doing it without any recognition of the irony involved.
Way more fun that a bunch of sheep chanting made-up John Dee nonsense.
Those you call "sheep" are like me, so therefore Satanists, so I can still call myself one.. Blah blah blah herpa derp derp. Enochian keys blah blah intellectual compression derp.
Who are you trying to fool in this forum when you guys edit the quote trying to make your opponents look as idiots? Are you trying to hide the fact that you have no idea on what Satanism is about and you just think it's about being an asshole like troll because Satan in Hebrew means "adversary"? It would not surprise me if you are not even adversarial IRL.
Really? Are you really so stupid you think I'm trying to pass it off as you when I do that?
I like baiting simplistic monkeys trying to fight their own gaslight. You make this site more fun. You regurgitate your mishandled crap and I get to amuse myself with it. And because you get baited by anything that might lead to figuring out you do it wrong, it gets continuously exploited and makes this site the more annoying version of yesteryear, when every thread was like this.
Really? Are you really so stupid you think I'm trying to pass it off as you when I do that?
I like baiting simplistic monkeys trying to fight their own gaslight. You make this site more fun. You regurgitate your mishandled crap and I get to amuse myself with it. And because you get baited by anything that might lead to figuring out you do it wrong, it gets continuously exploited and makes it the more annoying lite version of yesteryear.
With other words. You talk bullshit and have no idea on what you are talking about.
You're incapable of admitting you're wrong and that is a personal pet peeve. To me, it shows a fragile ego that falls apart without a plastic identity to hold it together. And when being called out it will always "Deny, Accuse, Reverse Victim and Offender". If you weren't a waste of intelligence I'd suggest politics as a career.
But let's go back to the topic anyway:
I would never go on a satanic cruise because the boat would be full of insufferable posers that want to talk about Satan's liberation like an alcoholic talking about their higher power helping them break whatever chains they convinced themselves they've broken free from, and chant in Enochian like a Baptist singing for the lord in church.
Note* If you choose to respond I am betting 1:4 odds (80% implied probability) you will do something at least twice in your response.
I would never go on a satanic cruise because the boat would be full of insufferable posers that want to talk about Satan's liberation like an alcoholic talking about their higher power helping them break whatever chains they convinced themselves they've broken free from, and chant in Enochian like a Baptist singing for the lord in church.
Nor would I. I would get a headache to be on a cruise listening to people believing Satanism is all about being a transgressive asshole and using "Satan means adversary" to justify their silly behaviors. The worship of Satan is a psychodrama that has nothing to do with breaking free of chains or anything like that. It's about to preserve the cabal if it's there.
Add that to this:
The worship of Satan is a psychodrama that has nothing to do with breaking free of chains or anything like that. It's about to preserve the cabal if it's there.
And you get this:
So congratulations on being encapsulated by a trending image caption from 9 years ago.
You've also said (SEVERAL TIMES) Satanism is about the worship of Satan.
Because it's in fact the only thing Satanists have in common.
If you want to cruise for "Satanists" for some "ritual work," you can always go to public restrooms in parks in West Hollywood, or to Fairmont Park in Riverside.
Wonder if there's a hentai version featuring a gay sex superhero/sidekick orgy? You know Robin's all about that shit. Batman too. I mean his name is bruce, that's like being named Gianni now.
Additional food for thought. It think it's impossible for Superman to be in a homo-relationship. Do you think any twinkie bitch could handle his sperm? I guarentee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through the back of Robin's head getting brains and cum everywhere. I don't think any mans throat is strong enough to take that force.
And the twinkie can wear a small krpytonite necklace also to weaken Gay Superman so his load won't be so powerful.
