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RealSatanism999 Jan 2 '22

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE REAL SATANISM

I - You shall love and hate with the same intensity;

II - You shall love yourself above all;

III - You shall love others with the same way they love you;

IV - You shall know yourself better;

V - You shall always seek material and spiritual improvement;

VI - You shall not use the name of Satan for improper purposes;

VII - You shall respect and protect children and animals;

VIII - You shall live every second as if it were the last;

IX - You shall live your way but always respecting the way of others;

X - You shall give your best in everything you do.
https://www.realsatanism.info/post/nighttime-tales-stories-from-one-shaman-s-journey

Anna Jan 2 '22

Fuck! Is this shit for real?

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Baphomets Jan 2 '22

Guess who's back?

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Baphomets Jan 2 '22

Yep, you guessed it.

Dark Enlightenment Jan 2 '22

Good, Chloe's tech support looking ones are getting annoying. Don't kick this one to the curb yet.

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Hoodlum88 Jan 2 '22

Who let Tony Robbins in here?

How many more vacuous redundant platitudes can you fit into 10 preachy statements.

Piss off.

Dark Enlightenment Jan 2 '22

Gargamel really wants those powerful smurfberries.

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Cornelius Coburn Jan 2 '22

Now that's fuckin' funny, and I don't even know who the fuck Gargomel is or exactly what the fuck smurfberries are. Hopefully all else can enjoy this good humor as much as I did. Far too much good humor is wasted around the house here that just falls on dumb or inattenive ears. It's a shame really.

Anna Jan 3 '22

Quote from Cornelius Coburn Now that's fuckin' funny, and I don't even know who the fuck Gargomel is or exactly what the fuck smurfberries are.

Now, you must be joking yourself. I'm pretty sure you're kidding me. But in the case you aren't, enjoy yourself:

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Anna Jan 3 '22

Although I think Canis probably meant the South Park version of it

Myself, I prefer the original.

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Cornelius Coburn Jan 3 '22

I don't recall ever watching the Smurfs. I believe I was pretty much done with cartoons and animated stuff at the end of the 70s. Never watched South Park either except for random snippets here and there in the forum.

The South Park version wouldn't play, but I think the other was informative enough, thanks.

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Anna Jan 3 '22

Quote from Cornelius Coburn I don't recall ever watching the Smurfs.

Oh what a pity. It was my favorite cartoon when I was a kid and even later.

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Dark Enlightenment Jan 3 '22

Quote from Anna Although I think Canis probably meant the South Park version of it

Myself, I prefer the original.

Actually the South park version is not relevant. I was thinking more along the lines of the bumbling antagonist that just wants to rule the smurfs and use their powerful smurfberries against them.

Gargamel particularly finds smurfberries to be inedible and disgusting. However, when Gargamel created a Smurf hat from magic cloth that distorted Vanity's face when soaked with water, he told Papa Smurf that one of the ingredients for the antidote is an ounce of Smurf-pressed smurfberry juice. Also, Gargamel used smurfberries in place of choke cherries to bring his giant Dufus to life, only to find out that his giant was immune to smurfberry pie attacks and actually wanted to have more smurfberry pies.

Everything backfires for Gargamel, like how Smurfette was created by the evil wizard to work as a spy.

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Anna Jan 3 '22

Ok. Only I'm not sure how this guy resembles Gargamel except for having a cat.

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Dark Enlightenment Jan 3 '22

The tell of people who regularly "accidentally" make two accounts when one seems like it didn't go through. Perhaps Baphomets is right? Pictured him younger and more fetal alcohol syndrome looking, but it makes sense. Incarnation 11a and 11b go.

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Anna Jan 3 '22

I don't think so. The blog he linked presents sugar-coated version of Satanism but is written in a very good English. Something Frater is incapable of doing. Unless it's not his blog. Sure, anyone can link random blogs but Frater is too self-centered for that. So no, it's not him this time.

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Dark Enlightenment Jan 3 '22

I didn't even notice the linked blog. By commandment #10 I was too busy saying, "would you shut the fuck up and quit trying to make yourself the next Anton" to notice the rest of the post.

I pose people know of grammarly. It can completely turn what gets lost in translation into perfectly eloquent English. Also, "Ten Commandments of The Real Satanism" doesn't exactly line up with English first grammar. And I think the MO fits. Even being so desperate that you use a grammar assist program to disguise literary tells on a blog as fits. Anyway, the challenge was made that he will be caught if he ever tries again.

Here a way to tell. Were the blogs published within his last banning from this site? I can't get the damn blog to load.

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Anna Jan 3 '22

I think you clicked the wrong link. The one in the OP doesn't work.

It's this one:

https://www.realsatanism.info/post/nighttime-tales-stories-from-one-shaman-s-journey

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