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My favorite Discordian Quotes... from EdMenonymous's blog

Okay! Everybody! Outta the Gene Pool RIGHT NOW!

Being good at STUPID doesn't COUNT!

D'oh!

I like you Sally, thats why I'm killin you last.

I'm not as THINK as you STONED I AM!§

I hate Prejudiced People!

I hate anti fascist Nazis! because they hate fascist Nazis?

To err is Human, to forgive means..YOU'RE FIRED FRED FUK OFF!!!!

If you are what you eat... then I wanna be you by morning...

Abortion kills and so does Mcdonalds!

We're not doing scientific research..We are KILLING PEOPLE!  ON PURPOSE..

And charging and counting and LAUGHING HAHHAHHAHAH!! and LAUGHING at u and u and u AND YO MAMA!!! HAHAHAH!

FNORD

Fnord?

Fnord!

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold any firm beliefs..

For further info consult your fukkin self! 

Everything is True.. No where is clothing optional! Unless you are a bird?.

Nothing is True.. Cthulhu IS NOT REAL!

BELIEVE ME I AM A WAY BETTER BANG THAN CTHULHU!


Sometimes I just start the bullet sales in the middle of Wal-Mart under the Basketball hoops by the kitchen accessories in ALL 50 STATES EVERY FUKKIN DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK.364 DAYS A YEAR!..

and if you dont wanna buy anything TODAY

WELL, THATS, OK WE'LL JUST THROW IT ALL AWAY FOR YOU AND GET YOU SOMETHING BETTER CAUSE ITS NEW! and EVEN CHEAPER!!
Because RAINBOWS LOVE WAL-MART.. and you know folks that's where ALL THESE CONSTANT LOVELY SUPER CHEAP THINGS COME FROM IS 

RAINBOWS!!... YEA THATS IT RAINBOWS!!


My Inner Child wants to molest buy sell trade rape and kill your inner child!

IF YOU DONT CARE WHERE YOU ARE THEN THEY'RE NOT DROPPIN BOMBS ON YOU! YAY YOU!

LSD melts in your MIND and gives you TICKETS TO GET... ON... THE...SHIP!

 

Do What keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole!!

When you call something ya can't handle put it on hold and hand the phone to yer friend with THE SEXY VOICE..


Its not that they die but its like they die like of suffocation on their own feces and each others carcasses, lack of water and dramamine, after up to 3 months of crowding like AUSTRALIAN SHEEP on an exciting sea barg adventure to be SLAUGHTERED somewhere else... Yes they do.. they die like fukkin sheep.. Man all of the sudden I feel like eating Le Gigot D'agneau med sacred blu fuk off le merde!... 

If you yourself would like to join and enjoy this amazing and wonderful Cruise to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE.. we are neither herE nor there at

Factory Farming Cruise Lines FUK OFF! Get a hold of us and maybe we can get you a spot at the TOP of the pile of torturous DEATH! baa haa baahhahah


Don't force it... Use a bigger hammer? Propaganda Machine? Convenient Grocery Store? Machine Gun on a bigger TV on a Bigger News Slander? 

Oh Oh .. OH WAIT WAIT ah I get it... they..mean

WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER!

Mind your own business SPOCK! I'm sick of your INBRED InterFUK!

If at first you don't succeed wait til yer BRO gets the Banana and take that shit from his ass.. cause the whole distraction'll make em all GO FUKKIN NUTS!!

For me to get a CLUE is definitely going to require a a total REVAMP! 

I WISH YOU YOU HUM-HOMIES WOULB EEB ME A'ONE!

DON'T MESS WITH THE KITTY! 

MERGRERGHHH! HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEGH!

Try the Moo Shoe Pork. It is especially TORTURED TO NO END BEFORE IT IS BRUTALLY MURDERED BY THE LITERAL MILLION UPON MILLIONS EVERY YEAR...SO PUT IT IN YOUR FUKKIN MOUTH AND ENJOY THAT SHIT NIGGA!


CHANGE YOUR THOUGHTS? PRIORITIES? DO NOT FORGET TO PAY ME

 and YOUR WELCOME.. 

Freedom is a cage at gun point in desolate desperation FROM ALL THINGS YOU DO NOT WISH NOR WANT TO SEE NOR HEAR.. and now that YOU KNOW --

YOU DON'T HAVE TO CARE.. DO YOU KNOW WHY? ahh YOU DON'T CARE!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO ...at leaSt NOT YET...


Pathetic-def. just another Prick tryin to fuck my pussy because he has something I don't.. Why is the cheese moving?


We got news for all you sport fans out there!  

SILENT VIOLENCE VS CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO BE huh? ..and the

.THE WINNER!!! SILENT VIOLENCE AGAIN!! YAYAYYOU!YAYAYYAYAYA!!!


There is no time like a fresh killed pheasant.


Tis an ill will that BLOWS NO MINDS..and is no GOOD AT SUCKIN DICK!


DON'T EAT GARLIC.. It makes yer pussy and yer dick taste like fake ass shit!

Let he who takes the Plunger remember to return it bv Tuesday and make sure theres no fuckin fudge chunks on the handle...

I think we're all Bozos on this SHORT BUS! 

I haven't lost my mind .. Its backed up on a tape somewhere.. and the rest of my brains got fucked out and thrown out with a pack of condoms.. woohoo!


Oh Squirt! Now where the hell did PUDDLES run off to?OO

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.. with a list of ingredients...

Everything I know IS WRONG!

I AM BORING

I AM DRIVEN CRAZY BECAUSE HUMANS THINK AND BEHAVE LIKE THEY ARE NOT ANIMALS!

It is easier to punch the Principle than it is for me to BE GOOD ENOUGH ROBOT TO GRADUATE.. because here is what my diploma says..

I am A.I. (without the I.) diploma...? huh?

I guess the jokes on me, she said..

Don't Panic.. YOU WILL NEVER GET PROPERLY LAID... without PROPERLY PAYING FOR IT!

I believe that everyone who does not have an owner is in a cage or on a dinner plate is entitled to EUTHANIZATION RIGHT AWAY! or no wait.. just on Mondays! We can't afford to euthanize everyone everyday. Okay?

 

Of all forms of causation.. Caution IN LOVE is the most Considerate


Silence the VIOLENCE in my world and keep me shopping looking good for god country and my parents.. so NO ONE WILL KNOW I AM NOT INSANE..Im just a fukkin piece of shit USELESS IDIOT!! 


In this world Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of lighfe pay the lady with the biggest tits and ass even if she's as BLACK as yer stupid satanic death metal band t shirt!!... 


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Dark Enlightenment
Jul 7
@ Everyone - this is normal it is when she starts making sense you have to worry.
AK Mod
Jul 10
Discordians are a strange lot.
Zach Black Owner
Jul 10
That is it Jen For your blatant disregard for the use of proper English grammar on all levels even surpassing my own, you are hereby sentence to a series of spankings and flogging.
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