In the Earth time of the present, the present became the past, but in the time of the divinity, it was in the moment. Just one moment Jesus was traveling, but to us feckless humans on Earth the timeframe was millions of years. The trip from Earth went off without a hitch. Jesus just returned to the heavens from his destruction on Earth by Satan. Satan won on Earth, but at the last minute GOD saved Jesus by keeping him from being extracted to hell. GOD gave Jesus direct orders to seek out Satan and destroy him before he can once again reach the Earth. Jesus was traveling, looking for Satan when a being appeared before him. This being had tusks and the snout of a pig, with gray skin and a cape and it said “Fuck you Jesus, if you want Satan, you’ve got him. You’ll find him near. You will fight him and I’ll make sure you fight him. From this point forward, you cannot travel back. I wish you no luck because there will be no luck involved”. Jesus turned around to strike the being but it rushed backward and outstretched it’s hand. Jesus cried out “tell me your name”! “Cutter is my name” said the being, and it disappeared. Jesus tried to chase it by running where it was but could not move backward anymore. Jesus decided that it’s time to find Satan to fight him so off he went. Jesus traveled and traveled and he noticed his speed got greater the further he went. Then everything behind him went black, and another being appeared. This being was female and she was long and slender, with silver cuffs with spikes on her wrists and dark red garb with eyes of fire. This being said “Stop! From this point backward you cannot give any information to anyone. Your information can only go forward, where you will meet Satan. It doesn’t matter how loud you cry out, no one will hear”. Jesus said “Fuck you bitch! Tell me your name!”. The being said sternly with nails in her throat : “My name is Malfeasance, you may now pass”. Jesus went to rush her and she disappeared. Jesus cried out for GOD as loud as he could, but all he heard was echos. He continued forward. He started going faster and faster, faster then he’s ever gone before. He felt enormous pressure on all sides of his “eternal” body. Then the stretching got worse and worse and now he was being torn asunder. All that remained wholly full and functional after this stretching was his meek and feckless eyes.Then three beings appeared before his eyes. One he recognized immediately as Satan. One being was male and it was clad in blue. It has a thick fur coat made of wolverine flesh with icy cold eyes of the abyss. It had a pony tail and a long chin and electric current swirled it’s body. It commanded “My name is Malfuten, I will now surround your helpless body and soul with electricity and protons and what not”! Jesus was being shocked over and over and over. The pain from these shocks was far worse than being nailed on that comfy cross. Jesus looked up in agony and saw another being. This being was fat and was in a gray trench coat and a suit for the rest of his clothing. It wore a fedora with a blades protruding from the brim. It took a drag from its cigarette and said “Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Your in my world now. I created your agony. I am your agony. My name is Tigris. Now I think the being standing beside me needs no introduction. SATAN! DO AS YOU WISH!” Then there was Satan. With an evil rock star grin pointing at those jelly eyes looking right at him. Satan said “Where is your father now Jesus? You’ve fallen into my trap. I command these beings and they have brought you to me. Time for me to fulfill my wishes and return humanity to their carnal freedom!” Then Satan raised his fiery fist and squished the eyes that were looking at him. The split second he does that, a string spaghetti like tail that was behind those eyes got sucked in by the mouth of Tigris. Tigris slurped the string that was Jesus, licked up what was Jesus eye and Jesus was no longer. Humanity was finally free.
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