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Wanted: Best Friend (Re-posting And Slightly Altered Because It Vanished) from satanic_survivalist's blog

Waah! The original post vanished along with my PMs.

Creepy, morbid girl in search of Satanic soul-sibling.


Do you enjoy glaring at noisy people while reading in coffee shops? Do you poke dead things with a stick to the shock and horror of all around you? Do you make your own foods, clothes, medicines or other stuff? Do you prepare for the end of the world as we know it and hope it happens? Are you friendly, but awkward? Do you have an obscene, offensive, profane sense of humor? Are you a legendary drunken brawler? Do you enjoy deep, meaningful conversations over lots of food? Do you collect knives and weapons like women collect purses and shoes? Do you laugh hysterically in crowded theaters at inappropriate times?

If you answered yes to three or more of these questions, I want to meet you.

About me: I can be found in coffee shops with a pile of books, harvesting plants off the trail, or playing darts in a dingy dive bar. I am socially liberal and my political views can only be described as Collapsitarian. If you are with me during the Z-Apocalypse, your odds of survival go way up. I always stick up for my friends. If someone gets in your face, I will rain hell on them. I expect the same in return. If you are sad, I will feed you chocolate. The good kind.

My other side: I can be spiteful and I hold a grudge. I have this talent for blurting stuff out and creating awkward situations. When this happens, I blame it on Tourette's. When I am sad, I grab a bottle of Jack and cry in the bath. I have paranoid tendencies and a small persecution complex. I also have a strong distaste for authority.

Props to you if you are still reading this! If this has not set off a million red flags and it resonates with you, let me know! If you are in my area, I would love to meet. We might have a lot of fun. We can go for long walks on the beach and poke dead things together.

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The Wall

Brazy Member
Aug 10 '15
If anything, u put forth green flags... my kind of fun!
DannyThelema
Aug 12 '15
Yeah, we should hang out over coffee sometime.
Zach Black Owner
Aug 12 '15
San Diego here.
Orgasmic Karmatic. Mod
Aug 13 '15
I'm pretty far away from you.. but hey, that is what the internet is for eh?
satanic_survivalist
Oct 17 '15
You guys are all so sweet! And so very far away! Except for you, Zach. ;)
Belial_666
Dec 4 '17
It's about damned time that I'd found some others more like myself.
Belial_666
Dec 5 '17
What's that?
Belial_666
Dec 15 '17
I'm not a predator, seems like you happen to be though!
TheblackestBart
Apr 15
I own a claymore, a smallsword, a rapier, a cutlass, I didn't go for a katana because they require too much maintenance. I regularly out drink plebs and then make fun of their clothes. I like to sit in coffee shops dressed like an absolute lunatic and have intelligent conversations with anyone who wants to ignore what I look like.(I don't even drink coffee, I just buy a monster)I own a claymore, a smallsword, a rapier, a cutlass, I didn't go for a katana because they require too much maintenance. I regularly out drink plebs and then make fun of their clothes. I like to sit i...See more
TheblackestBart
Apr 15
Oh yah SD too. came for the legal weed stayed for the programming money.
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