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I do not know why I click on these stories, but this is one of my favorite stories in which a Christian first then scientist second falsely conclude that there really is some rotting shell of a mythical boat perched high on a Turkish mountain holy to Armenia.  


"Story"


The red words say so. As well as Babylonian and even Vedic text. So there MUST have been a massive flood.  Although the latter of those were transport barges. Sheep and beer in The Epic of Gilgamesh. 

Civilization formed around the Tigres and Euphrates long before traditional Mesopotamian Civilization.  12,000 years ago, at the end of the last ice age, the "Neolithic Revolution" led to to Normad->Agrarian shift first in present day Iraq, which was a hell of a lot greener in 10,000 BCE.  

A point-five variance in axial tilt is the culprit to that.

But what about Utnapishtim and his proto-merchant marine transport operation? And all other flood myths 

Science. Which takes over from here.

Story lineage is not what I am going after. The 5000 year flood plane that joins the Tigres and Euphrates, and flood event that caught Utnapishtim and his barge of goods is even irrelevant. It is the claim another boat came to rest thousands of feet above sea level.

Only surpassing that stupidity was Mad Max on Water and the map to dry land tattooed on some little girl. 

What I want to know is where all that fucking water came from! However many days of solid rain isn't even close.

In fact, with present day topography, if you took ALL the ice in the polar caps and melted it, and then took  all earth's underground oceans (which have 3 times as much water as the surface oceans), and then stole all the water in  Europa's 60-100 mile deep ocean, you would still only raise the ocean level 450 meters.

(It's easier to do volume math in metric)

1475 feet.  In that world Casa Grande, AZ is on the coast. 

Now what about Mt. Ararat?

If religious folk bothered to read something other than the bible they would learn of The Armenian Highlands, which is plateau region between 600 and 1500 meters of elevation (2000 - 5000 feet).  This is at the base of their alleged holy mountain.

They must ignore the Elephant of:

There is not enough water on earth and Europa combined to even reach the base of the mountain of its alleged resting spot.

It is no surprise local oratory legend incorporated a story to the Mt. Fuji or Mt. Ranier of the Turkish/Armenian border region.

The real thing to take from this is the tendency of human civilizations to ascribe religious significance to massive cone shaped volcanic mountains that loom over their existence.

Well, that is what I get for clicking an advertisement story and then caring enough to bitch about it. 
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