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Foreword: Though I try to be original with my Ironic prose this one is completely stolen.

As the neophyte walked in to the innocuous meeting room he wondered what he got himself into. Various images adorned the wall. Tupac Shakur circa 1992, Mohammed Ali in Zaire, Kareem Abdul Jabaar, and many other fixtures of African culture. Over on a counter were bottles of Alize, Remy Martin, and assorted high class liqueurs. Since this was California, to the left of that was Fransisco, their blunt roller.  'Hitting' on their system was "Aint Nothing But A G Thang". 

Strait out of 1995 Gardena, Carson, or even Hawthorne.

As soon as he could take it all in 'it' began.

A voice spoke.

"A'ight, y'all listen up. You know what time is it? As our brothers have since 1985 it time, y'all niggas shut the fuck up, time for initiation."  

The man speaking they called Cephus X, he was the leader of this particular lodge of The Venerable Transnubian Society.

Cephus X, spoke again.

Come forward our newest member.

"What yo name is?

"Leif Bumnqvist", answered The Neophyte.

"And, my nigga, do you like that name?"

"NO!"

"What name do you want, my nigga?"

"Tone Loki"

"A'ight, A'ight. That what you is now?"

"Yes" 


"Naw, say that shit right. Like you my transnubian nigga." 


"Let's crack it" 


"I present to y'all Tone Loki. Now bump that shit."

A tone pitched voice comes on, "California Love..."

The gentlemen and their social club were a peculiar lot. As they would say, they were born that way. They didn't fit their environment and this outlet was the unleashing of an inner person they all knew they REALLY were.  Among their contemporaries they could kick back and truly enjoy what it meant to be all about T.V.T.S. (The Venerable Transnubian Society). In an instant Evansville, Indiana became 8-Mile. Morphed from the caged them into this vibrant player in the field of "Mac Daddy".

Like minds indeed. 




Dear RJ Reynolds,

Thank you, my dear North Carolina or Virginia friends, for maximizing my Nicotine intake and designing the cigarette to be both smoother and more addictive.

I am very sorry a federal judge has ordered you to risk losing customers.

You can't let them beat you!

"Cigarette companies control the impact and delivery of nicotine in many way, including designing filters and selecting the paper to maximize the ingestion of nicotine..."

That did NOTHING to make me resent you, RJ Reynolds, and I want you to know I gladly pay 240 dollars a month to 'kill myself' with your fine turkish/domestic blend of Tobacco.

You need to find more clever ways to market to children before the health culture gets to them.

Vaping is appealing to  youth. If you use foreign cartoons (Anime) to promote say a particular vape design they will more likely to choose harmless water vapor laced with delicious nicotine. You may also be able to bypass the efforts of Rob Reiner like fat asses, with their precious goo, have tried to force down this country's throat.

I choose to die my own way, and I want my Camel cigarettes there until the end.

Best Wishes,

Eva 



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