This:
I'm tapping out of this one.
I don't have the required intellectual decompression chamber. I cannot continue in this conversation because the only time I'm delusional is when I think about fucking Kate Winslett with tangerine hair. Only my decompression chamber is actually a bathroom.
That's fine. Satanism is not meant for anyone and will never be.
If you didn't get it the first time...
Strait forward then:
You said it like it's meant for you and not me, and you truly believe that. Not even catching the sarcasm in my not having a decompression chamber.
I am willing to bet you have EVERYTHING listed in the last two books of The Satanic Bible, like a good little herd animal would. Another aesthetically fucked trendy decorator with a CoS branded sigil, a skull, a knife, a dildo, the correct number and color of candles, 6 midgets, and a crate of counterfeit merchandise.
Like Anna "The LTTD Posting Catholic" repeats ad nauseam:
You speak with this completely rigid dogmatic RHP interpretation where everyone has altars and decompression chambers and all sit around like dumbfucks chanting names Anton LaVey pulled out of a glossary of words that have an underworld connotation.
Book of Bellal. Ha. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled here was getting thousands of people posthumously to go shop at hot topic for their macabre image and psychodrama paraphernalia.
Everyone always gotta be missing the "right here right now" part. Too transfixed on the part about the devil I'm guessing.